UNAUTHORIZED PEN GALA PRESS RELEASE
This is it! Possibly the last chance for rich people to celebrate wealth as the civilization collapses on all sides from their greed.
WHEN: April 28.
WHERE: Museum of Natural History, New York City.
Not to be missed!
SEE "famous" writers on display!
SEE Tina Brown and other celebrity face lifts!
Jewels! Gowns! Black ties! Top hats!
Lavish food and drink!
Fur coats! (If there are no PETA people in sight!)
Tight Security Guaranteed!
Last Blow-out of the Literary Aristocracy!
YOU can stuff your face and rub shoulders with rich people-- as long as you can pay the hyper-expensive ticket price!
Be there or be poor.