Wednesday, November 03, 2004

Blame the Suntan

Unofficial ULA exit polling has determined that the #1 factor in John Kerry's apparent close defeat was his goofy fake suntan, which turned people off in the heartland.

The #2 reason cited by respondents was the endorsement of Kerry by THE BELIEVER, which cost the candidate an incalculable number of votes.

1 comment:

The Red Roach said...

"Unofficial ULA exit polling" -- that's funny.