Movie Serial: "The Eggers Gang vs. n+1."
(Scenario.)
Mob boss Dave Eggers of the powerful McSweeney's Syndicate, accompanied by evil gun moll Vendela Vida, holds a meeting at creepy Syndicate headquarters on Valencia Street. Present are main henchmen Po "Pretty Boy" Bronson, Dan "The Ogre" Handler, and Stephen "The Kid" Elliott. Boss Eggers is upset that the latest effort to destroy underworld rivals "The ULA" has failed.
(Blockhead Eggers little knows that as an amorphous organization with no address and no property, appearing out of and vanishing into thin air, the ULA can't be killed. It's an idea, not an entity.)
"We'll change strategy," Boss Eggers declares to the gang, as Pretty Boy stares wide-eyed, the Kid shivers, and the noxious Ogre blinks uncontrollably. (Slinky Vendela looks at the inept gang members and sneers.)
"Duh, Boss, does I gets to hurts somebody?" the Ogre asks while decapitating a child's doll.
Pretty Boy's question is marginally more intelligent. "We need easier territory."
Eggers grins, having anticipated him.
"We'll go after. . . ." Eggers announces, "The other guys!"
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"The Eggers Gang Versus n+1."
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