In display windows of chic stores on Philly's Walnut Street is something called the "broken-in shirt." Designed for gentry to look properly bohemian in apparel-- without having to wear the shirt 50,000 times to do it.
In response, to stay one step ahead of the trendoid pack, the Underground Literary Alliance now offers "the broken-in writer." (Or in some cases the broken-down writer, or others the just plain flat-broke writer.)
Details available at www.literaryrevolution.com.